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1 youthful femininity and charm. Worse, it had been suggested in some quarters
1 your gloomy lair out of the Royal purse. Conduct me a straight way to the home
1 your decisions and actions.
1 you realise the harm they have caused over the years through their malign
1 you met one another. After all, Kerovnia really isn't far from our home city,
1 you have achieved a certain score or level of competence.
1 years of swimming and fishing. But Lacey, in her naivety, kept her eyes fixed on
1 year had decided to remain in Keros, mainly because Erik had heard, from
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1 writing to Malcolm, as he obviously had no intention of replying. The princess
1 would visit Zita and encourage her to keep the princess well away from Malcolm.
1 would soon remove the Dwarfs from political office and replace the mineworkers
1 would her daughter ever marry the neighbouring Prince. She would soon find a
1 would have to force agreement to a democratic General election later on. On
1 would fail to pay off the national debt. Nature herself took a strange course -
1 worries. Kronos, with his calm manner and cultured appearance, soon won the
1 working lives toiling in the mines - to the sole benefit of the King's
1 worked tirelessly for no salary, and invariably agreed with his every word.
1 work and industry.
1 wonder if he would not himself make a better, a wiser, and a more popular King
1 without delay."
1 within the game using the HINT command. Here are the hints
1 with you and what they are doing. It is then up to you to choose
1 with towels and toiletries, hairbrushes and ribbons, puffs and powders, soaps
1 with their cousins, the Little People, were forced to leave their jobs, abandon
1 with the message -
1 with the Lady Franceska, daughter of Earl Audarva of Aquitania.
1 with her thoughts. He could not have been further from the truth!
1 with Zita - shrieking and screaming with delight as Kronos produced yet one more
1 with Aquitanian peasants. Jendah made up her mind that under no circumstances
1 wisest members of the Dwarf and Little People communities)
1 wickedly pinched her toes.
1 whose tail was suffering severe cramp, collapsed to the floor, rolled over on
1 whooping and yelling as she screamed with delight. Her pleasure was considerably
1 who had first explained to the Little People, with the help of numerous
1 whisper rose steadily to a nasal whine, and Poops, who was fast asleep under a
1 which was of some comfort to the King, and throughout the winter months people
1 which people could place papers indicating their worries, desires, and
1 whereabouts. He had been informed by a coachman that the Prince had requested a
1 where, as a punishment, he was enrolled as leader of the boy scouts association.
1 where the mayor was waiting to greet them, Bruce suddenly panicked at the sight
1 wheelbarro
1 what you wish to do and tell the program in plain English (well
1 were to be found trekking among the foothills mounted on the pretty pink
1 went happily about their labours, singing and whistling political airs, in
1 well, he plans to take over Kerovnia and force the Royal family into exile."
1 well salted!)
1 wed Lattecia then Aquitania would be joined financially as well as politically
1 weather from the southern seas, which bring cool breezes to even the hottest of
1 we shall be on our way to happiness."
1 water. Poops barked madly, and Malcolm carried the bedraggled princess to the
1 was widely approved by his friends and associates, who had spent most of their
1 was the cynosure of ail eyes. The banquet that night was taking place in the
1 was drawn by four black horses, rearing and snorting, pulling and tearing at
1 was Gringo himself, for, although he had the attention of certain radical
1 walked purposefully towards the front door, opened it sharply and proceeded to
1 visit to Silenissia to return home, and Jendah rushed back to the capital city
1 villa, and now another Royal Palace was planned, not to mention the enormous
1 viciously bit his finger. Malcolm screamed in pain and hit out at the tiny
1 very strong arms, Malcom had always been a heart-throb with the Royal ladies.
1 various members of the aristocracy. The Royal cort
1 various excuses for Matcolm's extraordinary behaviour; saying that he was a
1 valley and they are sorely missed in these days of economic
1 vague wave of the hand that the audience was over. Jauntily adjusting his
1 use of plum and strawberry make-up cleverly disguised many of her spots and
1 urging her to decide on a wedding date for the Royal couple. She presentod
1 uprising to force the King to hold democratic elections, and then, if all goes
1 until he finally overtook Kronos, and, leading the way down the slope to the
1 universe, with unrivalled displays of
1 unicorns through the hills, followed by their foot servants. The land was quiet
1 undisguised admiration:
1 undermine further the King's already shaky position.
1 underground sources, of a Potential Dwarf uprising. Queen Jendah, however, had
1 underground newspaper, 'Fight on!'JoJo had known the King when he was a little
1 underground activities with as much zeal as in the old days, and planned the
1 uncomfortable inside; humid, dusty and filled with spiders.
1 ugly little head had been half eaten by Poops, to her meagre chest. We now
1 type in a word from the novel "A Tale of Kerovnia" (written by
1 tusks. But these dragons, though forocious to look at, have an unusual
1 tresses of her hair. She wore a fine gold lame dress, and pointed exquisite
1 trekking is very popular, and it is not expensive to hire a pink unicorn,
1 trekking holiday. Zita would accompany them as a chaporon. The following summer
1 trees. The waters of the Aquitanian sea were the purest and greenest in the
1 travel some three hundred miles to the heart of the mountain region were we find
1 traumatic affair. Malcolm was in disgrace, and was sent to the countryside,
1 translucen
1 tracksuit, white leather sneakers, with his walkman strung casually around his
1 top it all, there is a general election on the horizon.
1 top hat was aflame, a long driving whip firmly gripped in his cloven leather
1 too, was excellent, and Queen Jendah's trifles were internationaffy renowned.
1 too bewildered to speak, collapsed in a heap on his throne, weeping copiously.
1 together. As the majority of Kerulgian dragons were finding it difficult to
1 to the mountains and south to the inhospitable deserts, lay a host of farming
1 to the ground. His face became a deep purple, and his ears belched forth flame
1 to the full their stocks of diamands and gold. lt would be easy for her to wield
1 to take power; and others blamed him for exiling the sorcerer - who surely could
1 to sea, searching for a ship that would come and rescue her.
1 to rule all of this domain, and you and your like will grovel as my subjects!"
1 to redecorating the palatial rooms at Keros, and inviting the numerous members
1 to obtain supreme power in the years to come; but Erik was overjoyed that she
1 to mention it). After 100 turns in the game (or after restoring
1 to lose his hold on the Kerovnian peoples and can no longer rely
1 to instaff this sprig of Aquitanian Royalty in the Kerovnian lineage. lf her
1 to impress strangers, Kronos would ask Harry to breathe extra deeply - and
1 to comfort her daughter. Foreign reporters had been urged to treat the entire
1 to come. Harry paused, and gazed intently at the beautiful object, which
1 to brush his thin lips across her tiny red hands. This historic meeting had
1 to be prepared. lt is too dangerous to travel by helicopter, we could be
1 to be a placid and retiring sort of girl (Malcolm detested bossy women with
1 to Kerovnia, allowing her to exert power over the mining community and exploit
1 to Kerovnia with their relentless efforts to produce the
1 to Kerga with his daughter to prepare for the funeral.
1 times of war, famine and personal bankruptcy.
1 times - and promised herself that she would marry the bereaved King at the
1 time to wear a crown. Unfortunately no crowns had been forged for women in the
1 through a throng of cheering Dwarfs.
1 three miles, the cheering becoming ever louder as the sun rose higher in the
1 three hours or more, when suddenly Gringo leapt to his feet, spectacles in hand,
1 three centuries ago, when a certain King Faldous of
1 thought that Erik himself was at fault, because he had allowed the lowly Dwarfs
1 though for quite a different reason from that which was upsetting her husband.
1 think of this for a headline? KRONOS AND DRAGON EN TETE A TETE - WHAT A TEA
1 themselves into the corners of the hall.
1 their stone houses and go to live in the neighbouring lands to scrape a meagre
1 their harnesses of molten red fire. Their hooves scraped the floor, the silver
1 their best uniforms of red and gold. Behind the foot soldiers walked the Royal
1 the yearly taxes.
1 the water and raining blows from all sides upon the unfortunate Prince, who was
1 the various paddling competitions throughout the summer months, which are
1 the valley. He seems an interesting chap, this Gringo, and he's quite against
1 the the golden chimney, perched on top of the roof. This chimney had become a
1 the spirit of adventure, worrying whether a Dwarf - a mere Dwarf - will be
1 the snowman, and in response his icy friend would invent strange stories of
1 the room was empty, Erik rushed over to Zita and grasped her bony hands in his
1 the recriminations of his advisors, demanding the removal of all Dwarfs from the
1 the rainbow. "For heavens sake, enough of this idle chitchat, let's get down to
1 the posters lying about his room. Gringo handed round the drinks (shaken, not
1 the pool to impress the female spectators. Lacey stopped splashing around, and
1 the playful Dolphos, (the hybrid of dolphin-frogs), that she had befriended
1 the most unusual being the formation, by public decree, of a Worry and
1 the main palace courtyard, surrounded by high walls, fabricated from the finest
1 the jaw and knocked her under the water. The guests, thinking Malcolm was
1 the image of the noble Malcolm reflected in the water splashing in the fountains
1 the great forests that had so dominated the countryside, with their emerald-
1 the eyes of the King.
1 the delighted throng, as naked as the day she was born!
1 the corner of the room.
1 the ceremony had also to be drawn up without delay. The debate droned on for
1 the brilliant sunshine.
1 the assemb!ed throng, before they had a chance to regain their composure. When
1 the ankle, pulled her into the water. Then, while the guests laughed wildly at
1 the agricultural sectors for wheat and barley. lt was from this village that he
1 the advisabillty of his daughter's intended marriage. Hortensa cut short her
1 the Royal family - rather like you. Well, it appears that he plans a general
1 the Romni gnomes who produce a refreshing spring water. Neither
1 the Palace, to amuse my precious Lacey and to entertain the Royal Guests, is a
1 the Kerovnian forests. The Little People had stayed behind, happy to continue
1 the Dwarf faction don't have any seats in the Royal Parliament. The entire
1 the Aquatica sea, the symbols of the month of August.
1 that were soon to follow.
1 that we meet before the set of sun."
1 that the problem must be the magic potion, and resolved that in future he would
1 that remained before the election.
1 that he fancied himself as the future king of Kerovnia!
1 than my own?"
1 than her husband. She is a charismatic figure; witty, intelligent, and the proud
1 temperamental characters).
1 telephoning long-distance from Kozza, the capital of the mountain region. She
1 teeth bared and nostrils flaring, he dorab-paddled at high speed towards the
1 taxation. The Royal family already owned two palaces and a residential seaside
1 tall, bespectacled lady - known for her coldness and aloof attitude towards the
1 tale is subtle enough to appeal to the beginner and hardened
1 take place between the two countries. On the advice of her Green Witch she
1 take a secret sip of the potion and almost immediately was enabled to exhale a
1 tail firmly around his ears.
1 tabloid, "The Kerovnian World" - owned and run by Gringo Baconburger.
1 tables were draped with pale blue lace tablecloths, bearing the Golden Families'
1 symbol, for the members of Gringo's political party, of the strife that was yet
1 survive, Kronos invented a magic potion to make him more aggressive in times of
1 support badge, and had been taking photographs of the prevailing confusion.
1 supply, which would sway the populus towards the Royalist party. But due to lack
1 sunglasses with him, but the light was so overwhelming that the Dwarfs holding
1 summer of brilliant sunshine and cloudless blue sky. The wheat and barley
1 suitable match elsewhere.
1 suggestions for reform in Kerovnia. The boxes were emptied regularly three times
1 suffering from sun stroke, and was attacking the lovely lady, began diving into
1 subsided....
1 strange powers over the Royal Family; for surely they were in league with the
1 story for the palace newspaper! Oh, bring Pete with you, while you're at it.
1 stirred), and sat sedately on his cushioned
1 stay was fashioned of pink marble, and flamingos fluttered in droves from every
1 station as she boarded the purple express for her departure to Aquitania.
1 standards for years to come.
1 stallion as a birthday gift.) The Dwarfs, not surprisingly, have a complete
1 stalagmite
1 stalactite
1 stairs which led to the residential area where Gringo had his small stone house.
1 staff, that he threatened to cut off their heads unless they began to work
1 squeezing a pimple or two, replied as follows:
1 spread out around the town to avoid any trouble. He gave orders for Zita to be
1 spirits, his long black mane was threaded with gold, and pink
1 spiky diamonds and very knobbly rubies!
1 spiders, eyes of newts, and tongues of toads; not to mention her venomous one-
1 spent many a happy hour together in deep conclave, plotting and planning the
1 speech. The Dwarf did not hesitate, and raising his voice to fever pitch,
1 speckled the pale blue sky, light winds rose off the sea, and brushed Lacey's
1 spaces if you wish). If a particular answer is not available you will be greeted
1 sorcerers conterence. Lacey was packing; excitedly preparing to leave for
1 soon knocked unconscious, and had to be rescued by the Royal Lifeguards.
1 soon after the assassination of the beloved Queen Jendah II and
1 somewhat resembled a gold charm on a bracelet.
1 some rather dodgy dealings with Boris Grunchkev O.K.B.) and by
1 soft fur and droopy ears of a rabbit. Many Kerovnians, including the King
1 social problems.
1 so that one could scarely see ones hand in front of ones face; and even at the
1 smoothest, strongest malt whisky this side of the Obakanga
1 smelling fog.
1 smartly in the centre of her forehead. She toppled off her mount, and in an
1 smaller one for Poops.
1 small podgy hand in her rather large one, and pulled him over to where Lacey was
1 sleep and snore through every parliamentary session, when there is work to be
1 slammed shut across his eyes, the charger reared again, and the King lost his
1 sky. But then, as they rounded a narrow bend, to pass in front of the Town Hall
1 situation, made herself head of the Kerovnian Parliament.
1 situation in Kerovnia. Even more importantly, Zita has magically enhanced and
1 sitting, surrounded by friends and relatives.
1 sister, Zita.
1 signs of sentiment: In the Magician's Guild it is, of course, considered a sign
1 signal the beginning of the end of his tenuous grip an his empire.
1 sideboard and poured out three strong measures of whisky in large crystal
1 shoulder length, the braces had been removed from her teeth, and the judicious
1 should be ashamed of yourself!"
1 shortly after her sixteenth birthday at the mountain city of Krossia for a
1 shoreline. The Royal holiday villa is situated at Kerga, the capital of this
1 she has remained a simple woman, with little in common with the local Jet Set.
1 sharpened at both ends. lt has bovine, brown eyes and large raspberry coloured
1 set the roof of his house alight with a cascading shower of orange sparks!
1 sent into exile, for a crime he did not commit. He now seeks refuge in a country
1 seemed to be focussed on one particular mountain peak - and from time to time a
1 seeking the safety of the fire exits. Kronos, bellowing like a wounded buffalo
1 see the dreadful Gringo elected to office. He had planned to prepare a magic
1 scouts - disappearing with Lacey and the entire troop as company to some forlorn
1 scout troop with pride, and was secretly planning a trip to Kerovnia to sweep
1 saw Lacey dreaming constantly of the bold Malcolm, whilst he, devoid of any
1 satety of the shore and administered the kiss of life, at unnecessary length.
1 sailing, fishing, and crocodile shoots.
1 run away with such a fellow, and thought that perhaps the coachman had been
1 ruled by King Erik and his Queen, Jendah II, which nestled cosily between the
1 rows of brilliantly shining medals, and his thinning hair supported the August
1 round his neck with his ivory plated teeth. He moved towards the entrance of the
1 roses had been fastened to his tail. He had been shod with golden shoes, and his
1 ringlets, and her patent pink leather shoes glimmered in the candlelight. She
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1 reward you and brighten your every hour?"
1 revolution, was he to force the King into agreeing to a general election?
1 results came through, Erik hurled his crown on the floor, and jumped up and down
1 resulted in immediate disaster! A yellow fog would then descend over Kerovnia,
1 responsible for the election of important figureheads in Dwarf society, as well
1 rescued by Kronos, who happened to be visiting the area at the time. Kronos and
1 rescue her from the vicious dorab, but mainly to get a close up view of the
1 requested Kronos to bring him an urgent supply of magic potion, as he was
1 reputation had spread before him, and both gardeners and stable lads were
1 represents all its characters and objects as if they existed in
1 reported to be lurking in the neighbourhood. Kronos would rather that Harry
1 removed his blue and gold striped scarf, which he wound ten or fifteen times
1 remarrying; at least not until he had found his precious Lacey. Since Malcolm
1 regret that he would shortly see her only on state occasions - and that official
1 region. Here, holiday resorts abound and tourism flourishes. A big attraction is
1 reformed character and that he would be only too pleased to assist Erik in the
1 reflection he felt that the terrifying events that day in Parliament were
1 reflecting on the miseries of life. Hortensa, quick to take advantage of the
1 reduced to busying herself with the "Elderly Little People's Society", and the
1 rather thin lips concealed his small evenly shaped teeth. Although extremely shy
1 rapidly gaining strength, nourished by Erik's increasing reputation as a
1 rampart and tower.
1 raised such a paragon of an heir - so tremendously popular with the Royal
1 raised his eyes from Franceska's face to gaze at the princess as she skipped
1 raft that floated on the waters on the main palace swimming
1 quite happy for Hortensa to discreetiy intervene in Erik's affairs.
1 purple to white with fury, and smoke began to pour out from his ears. Harry,
1 purple satin slippers. She outshone every other lady present.
1 pure silver, on which were fashioned hundreds of tiny flags of the Kerovnian
1 pulling his ermine cloak firmly around him. As he left the room the crowd bowed
1 public. From then on the romance between the two youngsters flourished. The
1 psychological trait: they are afraid of peopie. Indeed, even the smallest mouse
1 prowess. The situation was made even worse, because Kronos in his off-duty hours
1 proudly displayed her knobbly knees to the assembled journalists at the railway
1 properly. Zita came to their rescue before any damage was done, and life in the
1 promptly knocked unconscious.
1 program itself which will provide you with limited advice on specific problems.
1 proceeded post-haste by way of helicopter to Kerga.
1 problem with hint-sheets (i.e. accidentally reading solutions to problems you
1 private building projects on hand, and the Added Value Tax on the emerald mining
1 principal player in the game and the story unfolds according to
1 previously in mysterious circumstances. Lacey had nover before met the
1 precious daughter were to marry the baboon, he could legally remain in Kerovnia
1 powers. Her clairvoyance and Tarot reading have solved many a tricky political
1 powers are supreme and his scientific discoveries are legendary. Perhaps your
1 power through Malcolm, who adored her and respected her opinions in
1 potion which he would introduce into Kerovnia's water
1 possessor of a graceful beauty. But the King, a closet misogynist, refuses to
1 possessed quite alarming intellectual faculties, and that they were used - "
1 population during the reign of King Faldous. It is well known that these beasts
1 popularity to Erik's steadfast refusal to reinstate the
1 popular in Kerovnian high society. A most desirable catch for any foreign
1 poor red-eyed princess returned home, with no official greeting or palace band
1 poor inhabitants of Aquitania - had for some time nourished the idea of a
1 pool. She was unaware that the Prince had arrived in Kerga, and thought that her
1 pool, he tripped over an empty wine glass and somersaulted into the water. With
1 politician, my wart-encrusted beauty! Please tell me what I can do for you, to
1 political bungler, both at home and abroad. His mishandling of affairs of State
1 polite mockery of the King and noblemen. The only person who seemed dissatisfied
1 policies; and furnished a great deal of information about himself. And for three
1 pointed at the Royal Magician, and uttered the following curse:
1 plans for tricking the Dwarf leader into collaboration with the evil sorcerer.
1 pink roses and purple daises.
1 pimples. She was wearing higher heeled shoes, and shorter dresses, and she
1 permitted to join the Royal procession, so she had to be content to watch her
1 permanently linked. One person who had been quite forgotten by those at Kerga
1 peripheral
1 perimeter of the hall, their weapons pointing towards the assembly. The King,
1 pay!' contained a subtle but fatal economic flaw. But how, short of a
1 passing of time in her constant delight and happiness with Aquitania in general,
1 parts, you would do us all a favour and smother the palace instead."
1 parents leave the Palace from the main balcony. lt was considered wiser for her
1 palace, is the same old Royalist propaganda."
1 palace returned to normal, and thereafter Kronos left the Palace staff well
1 pair of tights?
1 page, is totally meaningless. The Pawn recognises this cypher and will translate
1 page line word
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1 own safety that she remained within the Palace walls, although she planned to
1 overlooking the sea.
1 overlooking the famous cactus gardens.
1 outstretched to greet her! He was tanned and fit, wearing his grey and white
1 out of dragons, and finally being cut off half way through the solution. It's
1 our towns."
1 other female companionship, had invited the Lady Franceska to come away with him
1 other emergencies.
1 ornate white and pink silk hangings, and intricate antique furniture. She had
1 organised by the King himself.
1 order of difficully, and you may be prevented from reading certain answers until
1 orchid room, a perfect oval shape with varnished walls and bow-shaped windows,
1 only of a member of the Noble family guild, but also representatives of the
1 on their loyalty and supreme devotion to support him through
1 on the shores of the Aquatica Sea, having been abandoned by his mother, and was
1 on the scene to take a large slice of the market but the people
1 on route to Kozza. To console their grief, they decided to remain together at
1 on it! A fit of bad temper, which he instantly regretted, as it was full of
1 on a boating trip.
1 of weakness. (Although it is rumoured that the green witches of Aquitania had
1 of time and because he was without the vital assistance of Zita (who was busily
1 of this Gringo Baconburger and introduce us. I think it is of the utmost urgency
1 of these two influential groups wish to see the dwarfs come back
1 of their shoes glittering and sparking; their whinnying, a sound too terrible
1 of the sky. lt lit the way to the deep bottom of the valley, clearly showing the
1 of the political newspaper, 'Fight On!', were published: A journal bitterly
1 of the emerald mines and the tourist industry.
1 of the Princess and her Prince. The King took finally and completely to his bed
1 of our present monarch - who, in a poor light, and with a following wind, could
1 of its arched back. Its tail forms at least half of its body, curved and
1 of his family to take up residence in the various outhouses! The whole scheme
1 of her bikini, and as the wild flurry of flashing teeth and frothing spray
1 of business. The Little People, although less acute, have a reputation for hard
1 of a green and yellow crocodile and reared high on his hind legs. Erik's visor
1 of Queen Jendah's death, his thoughts raced to his beloved Lacey; and he
1 of Kerovnia, many of whom are beginning to suspect that the
1 of Kerovnia than Erik! (Especially with the help of his dear sister, Zita.)
1 of Gringo to the trees around the forest perimeter, addressing rallies of eager
1 of Gringo Baconburger,
1 nut yoghurt) blossomed and flourished in the eternal sunshine. The court that
1 nurturing two vipers in your bosom? Your magician, and your ex-nursery maid? Do
1 numerous his feats of magic, that Lacey began almost to shirk her school lessons
1 numbers and letters which lie between the '<' and '>' marks (you may ignore
1 notice that there are about 3 cyphers to each question. These are roughly in
1 nothing more than a magic trick produced by Kronos to effect his escape. He was
1 nothing but contempt for King Erik, the last thing in the world he wanted was to
1 not deter his gaze from wandering from Lacey's face, and dwelling on the lanky-
1 noble, so respected - so very much a King!
1 no Little People pushing carts filled with home-made produce for sale to the
1 newspaper's photographers. Lacey's excitement at visiting Aquitania for the
1 nevertheless Erik insisted that candidates for the election should comprise not
1 neighbouring countries, and Kerovnia went into deep mourning for the beautiful
1 nearer, excitement mounted among the Kerovnians, it was felt in the air that
1 national strike. He was intent on ridding Kerovnia of Kronos and Zita and their
1 muscular neck. Only one person was seen to be scowling slightly. Earl Audarva,
1 multifarjous (some would hint nefarious!) activities as a Royal helicopter pilot
1 mountains have to offer. (These unicorns were introduced by The Little People
1 mountainous regions in bolt-holes that had been bulit long ago in case of war or
1 mount would be crushed in the panic, spurred her little unicorn forward.
1 motioned Kronos into the largest of the three armchairs, while he went to the
1 most sorcerers, was something of a Victorian, and averse to any display of
1 most prized for its hunting abilities. lt has the body of a spaniel, and the
1 moss-covered stones that had been carved into the staircase for the use of the
1 moonlight. Below her window, the strains of the Royal orchestra, performing a
1 moon was like a giant, iced vanilla balloon gleaming brilliantly in the pagoda
1 monopoly of the tourist industry.
1 mistaken. He hoped that Lacey had simply taken up residence at Kazza to be alone
1 mining community, and bought a large house in the village of Korrezita, one of
1 mining canteens. There were no ladies of noble class riding their magnificent
1 miles, most of it forests. At the edge of these vast forests, stretching north
1 midweek dinner and ball after the presentations had been made. Erik had been
1 merely flippant. (it is said that a true adventurer prefers his wounds
1 meeting of the Opposition Party, that Zita was more in charge of Kerovnia's
1 meet her, and suddenly, there was Malcolm, rushing forward with arms
1 medals scattered across his chest; but Jendah was a good friend, who would be
1 matters of state. She found Erik quite ridiculous, especialjy with all those
1 matrimonial union of the two families. lt was clear to her that should Malcolm
1 mascot, none other than Poops, dressed for the occasion in a tiny gold and red
1 marnmal found only in the mountaincus regions, where it can retire to the damp
1 majesty could find work for him, either at the Golden University or the new
1 magicians and kings, fairies and princesses .....
1 magician, causing Harry to squirm into a corner with embarrassment and wrap his
1 magic powers!)
1 magic potion in time. He stayed locked in his room, sulking away the few days
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1 lt was whilst making a tour of the stables, and visiting the loose box of Erik's
1 lt was thought better to keep all reports of these strange and terrifying events
1 lt was said by some that at night, when the moon hung silently in the sky
1 lt is you who are responsible for all the ills that assail our country!"
1 lt had soon become clear that Gringo was the man they had been looking for to
1 lt had been at Kerga, the previous year, when her father had invited several
1 loyalty of only a small section of the community of Dwarfs, Gnomes, and Little
1 low in obeisance. Erik felt decidedly better: he had rarely felt so wise, so
1 looking up, saw the
1 local residents. The dragon, feeling rather hurt, bumbled and stumbied along
1 lived with him, but unfortunately dragons were not allowed within the palace
1 little pirouette and skipped after Kronos into the hall.
1 limitations.
1 limbs, swayed out alter him.
1 like that? Or perhaps a silver one would be more fashionable?"
1 like a gigantic seaside resort with the occasional enclave of coconut or almond
1 like Kerovnia. He is a brilliant man, with a mind unequalled - "
1 light-guards, and finally a division of the heavy-guard mounted on pale blue
1 life. Tree surgeons tried many different medications but the trees continued to
1 let his wife take an active part in home affairs, or foreign policy, She is
1 length, green and orange in colour, with bright red scales lining the periphery
1 legged Franceska,
1 left for the winter palace where she was working on her Royal architectural
1 learnt certain feminine wiles; in order to charm wizards and steal away their
1 leader, renowned for his political activities in Dwarf circles, and dearly loved
1 late fifties, who had undergone his apprenticeship during the reign of Erik's
1 largest of the ice valleys. People travelled from far and wide to look at him,
1 large, floppy ears.
1 large dragon by the name of Harry. This charming creature had been a pet of
1 large cactus, began barking fiercely.
1 land of Kerovnia.
1 lady, and how he had lost interest in Lacey because of her lack of 'sporting'
1 lady's embarrassment. Teeth snapping, fur flying, Poops turned on Malcolm, and
1 lad, and had seen him grow into manhood. He knew much about the King's faults
1 know about dragons anyway?"
1 knock the magic wand straight out of Kronos's hand!
1 kitchens, and gourmet cuisine soon became known throughout the land. With a
1 juvenile by-product of crowd-control technology! Grow up, be a man, get a decent
1 join the festivities later in the day. The Royal cort
1 job! Come in, sit down, have a scotch and soda!"
1 it touched the ground. lt was almost as if he had lost something; or wanted to
1 it has been hinted that she is responsible not only for Lacey's education, but
1 it for you if you type it in. Imparting help in this way overcomes the usual
1 is inclined to make them jump. Because of this timidity, most Kerulgian dragons
1 investigative journalists) of a snowman, some fen feet tall, who overlooked the
1 intoned a strange incantation, beseeching help from his unknown Master.
1 into the room, curtseying left and right to the assembled guests. She appeared
1 into a myriad of lights, as an orange ball of fire descended through the roof
1 into a burning fiery carriage that appeared from the orange ball of flame. lt
1 interested in that - that thing, when I am here? Why, Malcolm? Oh, Why?" Her
1 intercepted by a unit of flying walruses! - Go quickly and pack some clothes and
1 intently. Blushing furiously, she turned quickly around and smiled sweetly at
1 intellectual figure had reached the ears of the Elderly Dwarf Soclety, (the
1 instant died.
1 inside vest pocket and clasped it firmiy in his left hand. Should they encounter
1 input of complicated sentences and complete interaction with
1 inherited the pointed nose and greasy strands of lack-lustre, mousy hair, of the
1 influence on the Princess Lacey, the future Queen of Kerovnia?"
1 industry had flourished under his skilful management and his faithful followers.
1 industries - The Great Wastelands. This is a vast area of wilderness, bordered
1 indulge in.
1 indigenous to the area, to explore the many and varied beauty spots the
1 increasing. Dissatisfaction was rife because of the burden of increased
1 increased when she noticed a shocked Princess Lacey regarding the scene with
1 inconvenienced or not. Pshaw! Tcha! Hrmph! What care I for Dwarfs - or any other
1 incessantly of his homeland geography, history and political and economic
1 in the game.
1 in the Kingdom of Kerovnia. Unrest amongst the general population was
1 in private, he had an unpleasant habit of being loud-mouthed in public to hide
1 in political circles."
1 in a cloud of dust, and disappeared.
1 improved Lacey's natural beauty over the year -thus winning even more favour in
1 importance to the Little People, because it is here that they breed their
1 immediately to Jendah. All these letters were put into a large copper chest,
1 if you would introduce me to this Gringo person, Harry." he said. "It's strange
1 icy patch.
1 household, and became the Court Magician. So amazing were his tricks, and so
1 hours the Royal coffee booths remained otherwise silent, as the guests drank in
1 hostility, when Zita stepped forward and snapped:
1 horror and dismay.
1 horn was of a matching hue. Queen Jendah was sporting a long sweeping gown of
1 honourable and righteous King Erik!)
1 honourabie prince.
1 honour and privilege of paying taxes to the Royal purse!"
1 history was in the melting pot: Erik, Gringo, Kronos, Jendah, Zita, (and indeed
1 histograms and statistics, that their age-old demand of: 'Longer hours for less
1 his stable lads brought Bruce to the mounting block. The Royal horse was in fine
1 his political headquarters aren't far from here; in fact, on the other side of
1 his inferiority complex. So far, he had spent the entire evening in conversation
1 his feet and screeched at Harry, who was by now rolling about in a drunken
1 his eyes, removed the horn-rimmed reading glasses from his unusuaily small nose,
1 his empty glass, picked up the Telephone, dialled a secret number, and said
1 his back, and stared gloomily at the ceiling, deeply regretting that he had left
1 his aquiline nose. Malcolm continued with his description of the topography of
1 his antics, he chased the Lady Franceska round the perimeter of the pool,
1 hints ("cypheric help section") which could be decoded from
1 hint of the conversation between the two Royal love-birds.
1 himself, keep a dorab as a pet.
1 himself would at best be banished, or at worse assassinated by some Aquitanian
1 him for 20 minutes to impart some snippet of advice on how to kick the stuffing
1 hidden under the Queen's bed. All the incoming letters from Malcolm were
1 hiccups. Gringo rallied his supporters and gave instructions that they should
1 heroine in one her favourite Rose Romance novelettes. Some cynics thought that
1 hereby rescinded"'
1 her. Hortensa, feeling that the moment was right to introduce the pair, took his
1 her wrinkled face. She begged Zita to use her magic powers to explain why
1 her to Kerga, for she had other plans for him throughout those summer days. This
1 her own Telephone, television, and two video recorders. One for her, and a
1 her mother.
1 her entire life. This, despite her ominous lobster-pink colour: a result of
1 her daughter should spend several months at Kozza, recuperating from the
1 hellsome fire for a radius of 50 miles. Sometimes, however, either through
1 height of noon it would be folly to drive without the use of headlights! Often,
1 heat, lead to the capital city of Kerovnia - Keros - (home and birthplace of the
1 heat out of the situation by holding a democratic by-election.
1 heat during the daylight hours. The Kerulgian dragon is some two metres in
1 hearts of those around him. Gradually, in the back of his mind, he began to
1 headquarters lie in the maze of tunnels and chambers beneath these mountains.
1 heading towards the mines, with spades and shovels slung over their shoulders;
1 headed the Dwarf Liberation of Kerovnia party, was Erik's ruthless opposition
1 head the Opposition Party. Since his election, Kerovnia's trade, tourism and
1 he'11 be annoyed? It's rather a long way. Jolly cold outside, it's - "
1 he saw the driver of the devilish contraption. He wore a long black cape, his
1 he had to curl his immensely long tail into a tight ball and sit on it. Gringo
1 he could hardly believe that the animal could talk such nonsense. Kronos, like
1 haven't encountered yet.)
1 have predicted, and thus probably avoided, the tragic train of events.
1 have never since returned.
1 have found you!"
1 have been eaten by other species of dragon, and very few are left in Kerovnia.
1 have I beseeched you to revise and revitalise our society? But all you do is
1 has resulted in an economic crisis and general social unrest, never before
1 harvest were completed well on time, because the Little People, overjoyed by
1 happiness had been lost forever. Malcolm explored every nook and cranny of the
1 hands together so violently that they gave off sparks of anger.
1 handed over to Queen Hortensa, then the Dwarfs would be banished from Kerovnia,
1 hand to her trembling bosom, as Malcolm calmly swam over to Franceska, and
1 hair) shining brightly in the moonlight. She clasps her shabby teddy bear, whose
1 hair against her cabbage cheeks. Poops, who was also in a state of nervous
1 had risen to an unprecedented 23%! Erik had been warned by his subterranean
1 had quite forgotten to introduce his daughter to the crowd of guests. So poor
1 had been modernised some short while before. The majority of Palaces were most
1 had been joined at the winter palace by Queen Hortensa, and the two ladies had
1 h^Please enter hint :
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1 guest, and each candle stem had been lovingly decorated with a garland of tiny
1 grieved deeply and began to sicken. She was no longer the dumpy, knock-kneed
1 green leather notebook, nodding and grunting away to herself. The nobles were
1 green beauty, began to wither and die. Agricultural experts were asked to
1 greatness. Not far away from our land lives a friend of mine, who was falsely
1 great events were afoot. There were many radical changes in Kerovnian society,
1 great Nattus mountain valley and the Aquatica Sea. Kerovnia was a million square
1 gracious majesty!"
1 goblets. Kronos had gone an even darker shade of purple and was rubbing his
1 go in search of something, but could not, because he was so firmly rooted,to his
1 go in for magic and that sort of tomfoolery around here, you know, Put away that
1 gloves. He howled and screamed with glee at the frightened throng pressing
1 gloom (not least for the quality of their whisky).
1 girl of yore. She soon turned into a scarecrow-like figure, with a grey face,
1 giggling, led the way to the lift, which descended to Lacey's bedroom suite
1 ge proceeded peacefully for
1 ge moved slowly away in
1 gazed wonderingly at her Prince. She pushed the Dolphos to one side and put a
1 gathered to advise the King on what course of action should be taken. Many
1 games were at an end. He padded obediently over to a stone recess, from which he
1 full four feet and two inches of his tanned and rippling frame, he dived in
1 frosty tear rolled down his icy cheeks, turning to a tiny myriad-hue icicle as
1 from the tumultuous throng and they embarked in his private helicopter for the
1 from the multitudinous blooms of the Royal garden, nodding in the silver
1 from a heavy game of pinochle, to attend an emergency cabinet meeting to discuss
1 frolicking Franceska.
1 friends. The more influential of his companions were hidden safely in the
1 four poste
1 forthcoming Royal Wedding. She was on tenterhooks to enquire of Lacey if she was
1 forebears of the Roobikyoub Dwarfs, who had left their farms to mine for lead in
1 forces of evil? Once Kronos and Zita had been banished, it would not be too
1 for welcome, unkind whispers and rumours abounded on every side. Jendah decided
1 for human ears.
1 for ever - and eventually force the King to abdicate in favour of his daughter
1 for Malcolm's part this was not True Love. He was not, after all, averse to
1 followed by several ladies of the court, shrieking and swooning as they
1 fluttered behind her. The horror of the entire scene had been caught by two
1 fluorescen
1 floorboard
1 flickering against the ice-blue sky, are a great tourist attraction. Mountain
1 flamingos left and right. The appointed ladies in waiting, curtseying and
1 first time was fully justified; she could see that most of the country looked
1 finding Kronos's discomfort amusing, and on a definite high, having just taken
1 find her sitting on her cushioned window-box seat; dreaming of her beloved
1 finances, and the allotment of the Royal treasury funds, than the King himself.
1 fifty-three!) Gringo Baconburger even suggested, at a rather violent political
1 fiery vision vanished.
1 felt tears pricking behind her pale eyes. Almost imagining that she could see
1 feeling alarmed and threatened by a large herd of blue dragons, which were
1 feats of magic in the nobles' country houses. He was particularly admired by
1 father of the bossy and jealous Lady Franceska. Malcolm shepherded Lacey away
1 father Willy III. They struck up conversation, and Kronos discovered to his
1 fascinatin
1 farming; and specialising in the manifacture of their famous 'nut yoghurt'.
1 far-off breezes in the winter, and whose rushes crackle and burn in the summer
1 famous rose garden, surrounded by her cauldrons, magic potions, cobwebs,
1 family. They boasted some of the finest fishing available, and the summer palace
1 fall off the back of her head or slip down over her nose. Lacey had not been
1 eyed familiar, the supercilious feline, Postlesthwaite.
1 eye-dazzlin
1 exploited trade. All his political activities were carried out deep within ihe
1 explain why the thousand-year-old trees were suddenly losing their lust for
1 experienced in Kerovnia.
1 expenditure of the fast approaching Royal Wedding. Queen Jendah had several
1 existence from the soil.
1 exchequer.
1 exAO*&e|eo
1 exAO*"e|eo
1 espionage agency that mass insurrection was brewing and he decided to take the
1 entire villages would be covered either in flames of molten gold, or in a foul-
1 enthusiasm or extremes of emotion. He had never learnt to cry, and rarely showed
1 employed in looking after the prostrate Lacey) he was unable to prepare the
1 emergency meeting of the Elderly Dwart Society, and outlined his plans for a
1 elephants. Behind the elephants followed a procession of Royal guests and
1 electrifying effects on the assembied guests, and gradually the hubbub of voices
1 election for the first time in Kerovnian history, it was almost certain that the
1 either too little sun-screen lotion, or too much of Malcolm! Although the
1 either to the summer home or the winter palace. This would leave the capital
1 eighteen, and was getting somewhat long in the tooth for an unmarried lady!
1 edge of the valley, pointed out the lights twinkling in the distance: The home
1 earth." Tears of happiness, mingled with beetroot mascara, ran down her cheeks.
1 earliest opportunity.
1 ear to the ground, here in the hills. 1 suppose all you hear, living in the
1 eagerness or nervousness, he would take an overdose of the potion - which
1 dwarfs were completely innocent of the assassination, vehemently
1 dust the floors, and lay the fires. The cooks often invited him into the Royal
1 during her stay in Aquitania. She felt fitter and happier than she had done in
1 dreamily into the star-strown sky, recalling her first meeting with the
1 drank whisky (The finest, distilled by the Roobikyoub Dwarfs) and Sparkling
1 dragon breathing furiously at him through the window.
1 down to meet the azure blue of the Aquatica sea, which gently washes the golden
1 dorned roofs and porpoise-shaped swimming pools. The palace where Lacey was to
1 dorab from his green top hat.
1 dorab by the name of Poops, and is deeply in love with Prince Malcolm, the
1 doorway. Harry, stifling a fiery chortle, winked at the gold chimney, did a
1 dominated by the Farthington Real Ale Company (which has had
1 distribution of Piquant Rat Pancakes to the poor and needy. Her talents as an
1 discussing the corn tax laws, complaining bitterly about the steep increments in
1 discreetly removed from the Princess's mail tray first thing in the morning, and
1 directed the tourist industry, boosted the economy of the mining community, and
1 difficult, he suggested, to gradually dismantle the entire monarchic system?
1 difficult to find a chap of one's own intellectual ability, and that dragons
1 died away to a mere whisper. Everyone craned forward to try and catch the merest
1 die, and it was feared that very soon there would be no forest left at all.
1 determined to marry Erik, thus ensuring that Kerovnia and Aquitania were
1 description of the man driving the unicorns fitted Malcolm, although the
1 descended from the land of Perpetania, and Zita has inherited her supernatural
1 delight, that he had found just the man to assist him in his psychological
1 decorum? - Was Poops behaving himself? - And had she remembered to pack a second
1 day-to-day running of Kerovnia. She reminded Jendah that Lattecia was almost
1 day canvassing for the Gringo Baconburger Party."
1 dashing and handsome heir to the throne of Aquitania! At present Malcolm's
1 darling, so this is where you have been hiding from me all this time. At last I
1 danger. Thus, every time Harry felt himself threatened by man or beast, he would
1 dallying with many a fair maid, and perhaps he was simply enchanted by her
1 d" 'i.s2 7a> CvJaPsUtZ,^ aghrmaqsvs{y
1 cut down on the parsley and thyme, to avoid any further embarrassment. Harry,
1 curtains, sung a selection of Kerovnian ballads. At one end of the table sat
1 currency?"
1 crystal glasses in the Kingdom. Blue candles had been placed in front of every
1 crystal ball and tell disturbing tales of Malcom's love for a certain Aquitanian
1 creature? The only thing that matters is that I see him, and that we proceed
1 creature. Missing the dorab by an inch, he caught Franceska a glancing blow on
1 couple, and a huge reward was offered for any news of their whereabouts.
1 country retreat, where there would be plenty of rock climbing and hiking to
1 countries.
1 counting the stars, it would tell sad tales of the old man living in the moon to
1 could sometimes be extremely boring.
1 could possibly seize power in Kerovnia without consulting the genius of Kronos.
1 could not keep his eyes off her. By the end of dinner, Lacey's face was a
1 coral and fish. The city of Aquatica itself is a brilliant white, with houses of
1 convinced that he would shortly return - if only in an attempt to rescue his
1 conversing with characters and exercising your imagination.
1 contribution to trade and tourism was quite inept.
1 continues ,
1 contained three chapters on the influence of the red dragons on the Kerovnian
1 constant and meticulous inter-marriage, have resulted in the impressive figure
1 congenital madness, which was responsible for the entire incident, And when the
1 condemmed by the King, although secretly read by many of his palace staff.
1 concepts were the most advanced of all the varying Dwarf populations. lt was he
1 communities.
1 commoner was elected to the empty seat in the forthcoming by-election, it would
1 coming revolution. The tourist season proved to be a minor success that year;
1 colleagues. By this, and other subtle and insidious means, Kerovnian society
1 coat. He was followed by the head kennel-keeper, dressed in identical uniform.
1 coat of arms, and adorned with the finest silver plate and the most expensive
1 closed (and locked) doors.
1 close cousins of the Dwarfs and Gnomes. The Little People were also the
1 click of his tongue, he could turn a goose's liver into the finest Pate de Fois
1 claw-like paws, and exclaimed:
1 classical symphony, drifted towards her on the soft summer evening air, and she
1 city free for the Dwarfs themselves to inhabit. Gringo secretly looked forward
1 citizenship of the Roobikyoub dwarfs who were banished en masse
1 children again, and feared that the wicked dwarfs had assassinated them whilst
1 characters (including some very intelligent animals!). The Pawn
1 changes seemed imminent.
1 chair. Kronos finished his glass in one gulp, and spitting with rage jumped to
1 ceremonial charger, Bruce - part unicorn and part horse - that he made the
1 centre-stage, raised his voice to a deep crescendo staring at Lacey with
1 cave, donning his best Sunday tweed hat, which he stuck jauntily between his
1 cavalry to take Gringo prisoner. At that moment a group of angry Dwarfs
1 carriage and four unicorns, and the last he had seen of Princess Lacey, she was
1 capital city (aided by Zita's supernatural powers), and she arrived for the
1 capital and seek help from friends. Will you come with me, my adored one?"
1 camouflage
1 by the Little People. lf Gringo could force the King to hold a democratic
1 by slimy ponds and sluggish streams. However, the whole area is of great
1 but the underworld press made exzellent use of both pictures and story to
1 busy playing canasta every evening with the King and Princess of Silenissia and
1 business."
1 business would have to replace monkey business! Jumping up and stretching to the
1 business to discuss." This prompted a stream of unprintable abuse from the irate
1 brilliant embarrassed pink, as the bold Aquitanian's eyes constantly undressed
1 brandished it in the Dwarf's face.
1 box. If the password is wrong, the game quits.
1 boundary; so he made post-haste to the foothiljs to deliver the potion to
1 blushing and virginal Lacey - continually hit the headlines of the Dwarf colour
1 blue, and snow fell on the mountain tops. The dwarfs went about their
1 blue State Receiving Room. Zita was present, making discreet notes in her shabby
1 blooms reached up to, and enhanced the beauty of the room itself. The long oak
1 between a rabbit and a dog, was introduced some six hundred years ago. lt is
1 beneath the great Atina mountains.
1 beneath her, she swept her greasy hair from her narrow forehead and gazed
1 bending his long neck to avoid colliding with the copper bell hanging from the
1 beloved pink unicorns and the charming Kattish Dorabs. The dorab, a cross
1 believe you would truly love our country. Although it lies to the south of
1 being served. Lacey had spent the entire dinner trying to avoid Malcolm who
1 being bundled into the carriage by Malcolm. Then they had sped away from Kerga
1 behaviour. Why had he sparked oft the whole ridiculous incident? Perhaps, after
1 behaving herself in a Royal and ladylike manner? - lf everything was going well?
1 began to turn quietly and discreetly into a community of Dwarfs.
1 been fashioned in true Kerovnian style, diamonds and emeralds woven amongst the
1 been complaining about. Perhaps instead of casting your evil fog over these
1 beechnut desk, at which a rather handsome Dwarf was seated, scribbling furiously
1 beauty and
1 beautiful Queen Jendah. Although she wore no crown, her long, auburn locks had
1 beaten sofas covered with cotton sheets. The room was too low for the dragon and
1 be true, Gringo? I fear it is, I fear you are right after all!"
1 balance and hurtled to the ground, hitting his head on the pavement, and was
1 away on a piece of parchment. Kronos rapped sharply at the door, and the Dwarf,
1 away from the ears of the fragile Princess Lacey. As the celebration day grew
1 astward is a vast, grassy plain and the path also
1 assassination plot but the real facts were kept well behind
1 as the tiresome activity of meeting with the King twice a year, to discuss
1 as she scowled aggressively at the Royal photographers. He felt a twinge of
1 as he realised the totality of his defeat, clasped his hands together, and
1 artist, sculptor and interior design decorator, however, find ample outlets.
1 arrested, and removed from the country home of Kozza, to a place of safety far
1 arrest Gringo, the armed group of little men formed a circle around the
1 are probably more, so make a snapshot before your 100th turn!).
1 appeared, brandishing sabres and guns; and before the cavalry had a chance to
1 any problems, he intended to use it. Harry peered through the lattice windows,
1 anxious to meet the great man, to express their various dissatisfactions and
1 anthem, lurked Gringo, accompanied by Pete and George, the Underworld
1 and, quite misunderstanding the situation, gestured to Gringo to finish his
1 and weaknesses, and had promised to fill
1 and unguents. Suddenly the phone rang - it was her mother, Queen Jendah,
1 and the noblemen nodded in agreement.
1 and the land of Kerovnia plunged into financial and political despair!
1 and the bold Malcolm in particular. Things however, did not continue so smoothly
1 and the Prince Consort!
1 and the King and Queen should be politely, but if necessary forcibly, removed -
1 and the Aquitanian army would take command of the kingdom; whereupon Kronos
1 and straggly hair. Her pale eyes became black with sorrow, and sunk deep into
1 and smoke. The congregation of elderly noblemen retreated slowly to the doors,
1 and saw that several candles had been lit and carefully positioned on a large
1 and properties linked to their particular position or context
1 and plummeted to the polished wooden floor. Fortunately Gringo had a pair of
1 and more unpopular the longer he leaves his decision, and, to
1 and loudly proclaimed:
1 and let them enscribe this decree: 'All Dwarfs are henceforth banished from
1 and know that, at last, she had found True Love.
1 and his princess had fled the summer palace, no news had reached Erik of their
1 and demanding that the Dwarf should be removed from the chamber.
1 and dark as far as the eye could see. The
1 and communicate with the characters you meet. The Pawn combines
1 and cold of a subterranean cave when the temperatures reach an uncomfortable
1 and admire the clownish smile forever pinned to his icy features. His eyes
1 and I think you two should become the best of friends."
1 and Hugh Steers; Development System and Parser Design by Ken
1 analysis of the monarch: a project he was undertaking on behalf of the
1 an extra slug of potion, roared with glee, slapped all seven of his thighs and
1 an even more daring plan was being conceived by Gringo Baconburger. Gringo, who
1 although requiring 128k, doesn't have any graphics due to space
1 also hidden in the copper chest.
1 also for Erik's (who continues to take maths and science lessons at the age of
1 also considerably quicker and cheaper.
1 alone, and interested himself in the gardens and stables.
1 all, Franceska's mother had been a Green Witch!
1 agreed that before Lacey returned to the Golden Palace, they would meet again
1 affair as an unfortunate accident - mere high spirits by the holiday guests -
1 adventurer alike. A revolutionary text-handling system allows
1 advantage; persuading many members of the Palace staff that Lacey suffered from
1 adopted. From the beginning his confidence as a public orator and as an
1 actually be mistaken for a human.
1 acquaintance of the head groom, JoJo. He was a pleasant enough fellow, in his
1 achieve it by utilizing the items you find on your travels,
1 ablaze with love, her tresses (treated with her mothers new conditioner for oily
1 a saved game, whichever comes first), the player is asked to
1 a rich text adventure, with stunning colour graphics [not in the
1 a real world, storing complex information about their attributes
1 a real magician, rather than a court jester. The problem concerned a somewhat
1 a day, and the suggestions were studied by the president of the Society and his
1 `Ouch - bad load^
1 ^You will need more points to find that out!
1 ^Sorry, try that one again.
1 ^Please enter filename :
1 ^Not found^
1 Zita's paternal grandmother, although of true Kerovnian stock, was also
1 Zita thoughtfully pulled a long white hair from her left nostril, and casually
1 Zita continually nagged the poor girl, telling her she was wasting her time
1 Zita and Kronos had gone on holiday, and were shortly to attend a secret
1 Your puny political activities are at an end, my friend. The time is ripe for me
1 Your objectives are manyfold: The simplest is to escape from
1 You'll have to discover the goal of the game and the best way to
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1 With this parting shot he swept out of the room, and Harry, uncoiling his aching
1 With that, Kronos strolled out of the cave, muttering to himself that it was
1 Why is the guru laughing?
1 Whilst this idyllic scene was taking place, Erik sat listening unhappily to
1 Whilst these ambitious dreams were running through the cunning mind of Kronos,
1 While Lacey was unpacking her Cindy dolls, the ladies-in-waiting bustled around
1 Where's the thermonuclear device?
1 Where do I find some light?
1 When the program has loaded, try entering the following:
1 What does the guru want?
1 What do I do with the note?
1 What can I do with the devil?
1 What about the alchemists?
1 We'll have to creep over to that dragon's lair to sneak some photos. What da you
1 We call this section 'cypheric' because instead of printing an answer in plain
1 Was Malcolm truly smitten? - The Aquitanian court duly impressed by her ladylike
1 WHY IS THE GURU LAUGHING?
1 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
1 Version II of the game manual came with a number of encoded
1 V) someone, something
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1 Using the Cypher
1 Upon reaching Gringo's house, Kronos removed his magical golden wand from his
1 Up The Tre
1 Unicorn Guards, with a collar of pure ermine. His breast was ablaze with
1 Uncultivate
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1 Two weeks after the funeral a messenger, travelling south on an errand for Queen
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1 This was a unique, historic, and (some thought) dangerous notion:- but
1 This overcomes the Adventurer's usual nightmare of phoning the author, begging
1 They work with version 2.3 of the game, on all platforms (IBM,
1 They were joined at Kerga by numerous noblemen and state councillors, who
1 They followed Gringo into a narrow room furnished with comfortable weather-
1 These letters inspired rage in the Queen, who realised that Hortensa was trying
1 There was an extraordinary discovery that year (first sighted by two
1 There is, in fact, only one female in the kingdom who is greatly loved by the
1 There is one region in Kerovnia which serves neither the tourist nor mining
1 There is nothing to enter here.
1 Then came a unit of the golden cavalry mounted on pink unicorns representing the
1 Their time had been fully occupied with many and varied tasks, pinning posters
1 Their real meeting did not take place until some hours later, while coffee was
1 The secretaries busily scribbled the King's decree on a huge sheet of parchment,
1 The resourceful Gringo, however, stayed behind and rallied his compatriots and
1 The program will describe where you are, who (or what) is there
1 The peachy summer days drifted slowly by. Kerovnia, land of milk and honey (and
1 The nobles were stunned into silence by this tirade, and Erik promptly dismissed
1 The mountainous regions, with their snow-capped peaks forever glinting and
1 The morning of the National Celebration proved to be fine, if rather windy.
1 The months sped by, and soon the winter melted into spring, with still no news
1 The long Kerovnian summer months drifted slowly to an end, marked by an Indian
1 The horrific news of Jendah's assassination spread quickly throughout the
1 The guests gasped with sheer pleasure as Lacey entered the banquet hall. Malcolm
1 The guards rushed forward to assist his majesty, and Jendah, fearing that her
1 The greatest loss to the community was Princess Lacey and Prince Malcolm. Both
1 The following is a list of 475 tried and tested passwords (there
1 The farms were owned by the true ancestors of Kerovnia - the 'Little People',
1 The dwarfs were thought to be the sole instigators of the
1 The dragon inhaled deeply, lighting up his orange nostrils. "Funny thing is,
1 The desert regions are mainly uninhabited, but at their extremities they run
1 The ball of fire floated through the ceiling, and Gringo shivered with fear as
1 The Wastelands, with its grassy wilderness that sways and dances to tunes of
1 The Royal choir, which had been discreetly positioned behind the blue silk
1 The Princess spent most of her days looking out to sea, seated on a great wooden
1 The Pawn is password-protected (although the game manual forgets
1 The Pawn is an adventure game set in the magical world of
1 The Pawn V2.3 - 128k
1 The Pawn
1 The King's sobs were replaced by a wail of anguish, "Oh no" he moaned "can this
1 The King and Queen were flanked by members of their personal guard, dressed in
1 The Green Witch of Aquitania's prophesy was taking its pre-destined course. As
1 The Dwarfs, Gnomes, and Little People are looked down upon by the Royalist party
1 The Dwarfs are giants in the world of commerce, and thrive on the cut and thrust
1 The Dwarf served the drinks with irritating slowness. Kronos's face turned from
1 Text adventure with a very advanced parser and world modelling.
1 Taken from Project 64 <http://project64.c64.org> in 2001 AD by
1 THE SPECTRUM GAME DATABASE
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1 Summer Palace and eventually wandered into the extensive gardens. Creamy clouds
1 Suggestion Society. Large yellow boxes were placed in the main streets, into
1 Suddenly, out of the blue sky, a voice reverberated across the water: "Lacey, my
1 Suddenly out of the blue a large stone whistled through the air, and struck her
1 Stone Bridg
1 Standing in the middle of all this is King Erik who becomes more
1 Spring Water (The most pure from the Obakanga valley) all night long. When the
1 Spies were sent out to every corner of the land in an endeavour to trace the
1 Spectrum version], and a language parser that will set the
1 Special Commands:
1 Souffle. Erik became so worried about the general laziness amongst the Palace
1 Somewhere amongst this happy throng sat Matcolm, heir to the throne of
1 Some example sentences from the manual:
1 So saying, Malcolm flexed his shoulders and arms, broad and muscular from many
1 Snowcovere
1 Simply type 'HINT'when prompted for a command by the game. Then enter the
1 Silence descended on the hall as the audience held its breath. Suddenly the
1 Shouts of protest arose from the assembled members, waving their clenched fists,
1 She was dressed in a ravishing pink summer frock, her hair blow-dried into
1 She lives in a small cottage in the Palace grounds overlooking Queen Jendah's
1 She is everything a proud father could wish for in an only child. She has
1 She had received several nagging letters from her erstwhile friend, Hortensa,
1 Set in the mythical world of Kerovnia, this amusing and complex
1 September Parade some two days later. A list of foreign guests to be invited to
1 September Grown so that it covered his balding patch, he rose to his feet,
1 Scan the section for a question that resembles your particular problem. You will
1 SHOCK! HORROR! READ ALL ABOUT IT - Franceska's torso was suddenly revealed to
1 S"S5SASQSiS
1 Royalists, no political or social
1 Royal wedding within the next twelve months. Malcolm, who felt that he was now
1 Royal pair were seen everywhere together, at paddling parties, swimming parties,
1 Royal house of Aquitania. The whole thing smacks of nepotism. 1 always have my
1 Royal governess, Zita. This ancient crone was nursery-maid to Erik, himself, and
1 Royal fashion into the heated water, and energetically swam several lengths of
1 Royal families to spend a couple of weeks soaking up the summer atmosphere.
1 Room Of Incarceratio
1 Richard Huddy and Bob Coles)
1 Research Laboratory for the cross-pollination of various types of foreign
1 Remember, not all the answers will be useful to you. Some will be
1 Recently, King Erik, the present ruler of the land, has started
1 RESTART
1 R'R?RBRIRVRaRoR
1 Queen. The King, who had suffered nothing more than a bump on the head, retired
1 Queen. Banish them forever, let them be punished for all eternity!"
1 Queen of Kerovnia. This tiresome and difficult task has been the duty of the
1 Queen Jendah's housemaids, for whom he often agreed to magically make the beds,
1 Queen Jendah was depressed and aggravated by the current events in Kerovnia,
1 Queen Jendah is generally considered to be wiser and more politically astute
1 Queen Hortensa, for her part, feared that a matrimonial union would now never
1 Q%Q+Q1Q6QDQbQeQlQoQtQyQ~Q
1 Princess's visit was running more smoothly than Malcolm had expected, this did
1 Princess had not been seen. The King began to worry about Lacey quite seriously.
1 Princess Lacey has, since her childhood, been schooled fer the role of future
1 Press PLAY and RECORD on tape then any key.$Press PLAY on tape then press ENTER.$Press V to Verify or any other key to continue.$
1 Pondering...$
1 People. The majority of the other inhabitants are anti-Royalist, and form the
1 People were always pleased to receive an invitation from the Kerovnian Royal
1 Pawn1
1 Parliament had been convened to discuss seating arrangements for the famous
1 Parliament - and suddenly awoke to discover that he was!
1 Palace. They alighted on the heli-pad on the Palace roof, scattering squawking
1 PUBLISHER Rainbird
1 P&P6PHPTPkPtP{P
1 Ouch - bad save^
1 Originally released as a text-only game for the Sinclair QL (in
1 Opposition Party. Their leader is the notorious Gringo Baconburger, whose
1 One particular evening, Harry, at home within the foothill region of Kozza, had
1 One afternoon, Erik was giving audience to several nobles of the land in the
1 Once upon a time (to coin a phrase) there was a fairy land called Kerovnia,
1 On The Bridg
1 O3OHOOOWOaOfOlOrO{O
1 News of the events spread quickly to other lands, and the ten o'clock news on
1 Needless to say the dwarfs were of immense economic importance
1 NO CHANCE!^
1 N#N(N0NBNJNYN_NnNrN|N
1 Mountainou
1 Many political commentators have attributed this decline in
1 Many peopie were milling around the palace, but Lacey was nowhere to be seen.
1 Malcolm. Her exquisite room, panelled with the finest walnut, looked out onto
1 Malcolm, in Aquitania, was beginning to enjoy the outdoor life. He led his boy
1 Malcolm's lithe figure carved through the water towards Franceska, partly to
1 Malcolm's fascinating exposition. Hortensa was overjoyed at having conceived and
1 Malcolm was completely under Hortensa's thumb, and if given the opportunity he
1 Malcolm twice daily. She dictated her letters to Zita, who passed them
1 Malcolm smiled kindly at the wretched creature sitting before him.
1 Malcolm had forgotten her; and Zita would then pretend to look deeply into her
1 Malcolm had been against the idea of spending two weeks of his summer holiday in
1 Magnetic Scrolls
1 MISCHEVIOUS
1 M:MOMXMaMgMkMsMvMyM|M
1 Low Ceilin
1 Little Person who voted for the Royalist party; for the King felt that if a
1 Little People, Gnome and Dwarf communities. It was the dawn of a new era,
1 Lady Franceska). However, his mother, Hortensa, had insisted her son accompany
1 Lacey, unaware of her mother's plans regarding her future, continued to write to
1 Lacey's distress he whipped himself into a fury. Dashing towards the edge of the
1 Lacey was deeply and romantically in love with Malcolm, she felt like the
1 Lacey took her place next to her mother, she caught Maicolm staring at her
1 Lacey splashed happily in the dappled water of the swimming pool, surrounded by
1 Lacey rose to her feet, and at the sight of Malcolm, swooned and fell into the
1 Lacey off her feet and marry her in total secrecy, surrounded by his eagle
1 Lacey herself) would all have their part to play in the rich tapestry of events
1 Lacey has just celebrated her sixteenth birthday. She has been given a male
1 Lacey could marry Prince Malcolm and spend the rest of her days in Aquitania;
1 Lacey became hysterical and ran screaming from the pool to her room, closely
1 Lacey arrived at the dinner that parlicular evening feeling most shy and lost.
1 L#L)L/L>LFLVL_LjLrL{L
1 Kronos, who continued to delight both Royal children and adults alike. The food,
1 Kronos, somewhat taken aback at Harry's social and political acumen, decided
1 Kronos, scarlet with indignation, grudgingly followed Gringo into the hallway,
1 Kronos, on the other hand, once he was presented with the fait accompli of
1 Kronos, chortling continually to himself, turned the whole affair to his
1 Kronos, an the other hand, was plunged into a deep despair. Although he had
1 Kronos's for quite some time. Harry was a Kerulgian dragon; a cold-blooded
1 Kronos were forced to let him go. Gringo stared in amazement as Kronos leapt
1 Kronos was much loved by the court, and was frequently requested to perform his
1 Kronos stroked his beard thoughtfully, and gazed deeply al his friend. "I wonder
1 Kronos spoke with stern authority, and the dragon realised that the fun and
1 Kronos preserved a dignified silence. Though he had raised the dragon himself,
1 Kronos jumped to his feet, bellowing in rage, and called upon the household
1 Kronos in on many points of interest.
1 Kronos had been called out on a mission of some urgency: his brief being that of
1 Kronos feared that if Lacey married the foreign Prince, and power was eventually
1 Kronos alighting from the back of a flying polar bear.
1 Kingdom for many centuries, and hers was too large, and threatened either to
1 King allows you to sell your inferior wheat to all and sundry, and you have the
1 King Erik and Queen Jendah are not vastly popular figures and command the
1 King - the apple of his squinting eye - his daughter Lattecia; known as "Lacey".
1 Kerovnian stone. She opened wide her lattice windows to breath deeply the scent
1 Kerovnian mountains in secret hideaways and chambers. Here the weekly editions
1 Kerovnia, for he had planned a sailing trip with his friends, (particularly the
1 Kerovnia, but you will find others as you wander about the land
1 Kerovnia, and has a dry climate, we are fortunate in enjoying the clement
1 Kerovnia! All power that has been given them, whether political or financial, is
1 Kerovnia peacefully, or you and your sister-in-crime, Zita, will be imprisoned!"
1 Kerovnia during a period of tremendous social upheaval.
1 Kerga and plan the future of their two
1 K%K'K)K,K4K<KCKKKSKVK^KgKlKtKzK
1 Jerry Lee Lewi
1 JIK&'(+./67AGHQUD
1 J!J-J:J<J>JBJGJQJZJpJsJvJyJ|J
1 It's rather late to go calling. Do you think we'11 wake him up? Do you think
1 Introduction:
1 Inside The Towe
1 Inside The Hu
1 Insert side 2 then press PLAY and ENTER$
1 In the happy throng, concealed behind the band playing the Kerovnian national
1 In the early days of Autumn, the political situation finally came to a head.
1 In the absence of the dwarfs, the drinks market has been
1 In accordance with the elders' wishes, Gringo moved away from the heart of the
1 In The She
1 If you successfully read those then you now understand how to use this
1 If you have entered the cypher incorrectly you will be told -
1 IV) SAY "something"
1 INSTRUCTIONS
1 ILLEGAL MOTH, EXEC HALTED $*
1 ILLEGAL FISH
1 III) SAY TO someone "something"
1 II) ASK someone "something"
1 IBM PC) had excellent bitmap graphics. The Spectrum version,
1 I) ASK someone ABOUT something
1 I've won but not with a full score. Why?
1 I'M GOING TO SULK$
1 I have not heard of him before. I tend to know everyone in Kerovnia, especially
1 I I'I.I1I4I:I>IBIIIPIUI[I_IhIoIzI
1 How to use it
1 How it works
1 How do I work the lift?
1 How do I vote?
1 How do I use the platform?
1 How do I use the aerosoul?
1 How do I read the tomes?
1 How do I move the wheelbarrow?
1 How do I kill the adventurer?
1 How do I kill Kronos?
1 How do I get through the double doors?
1 How do I get the lead?
1 How do I get past the paper wall room?
1 How do I get past the guards?
1 How do I get past the dragon?
1 How do I get past the cream doors?
1 How do I get past the boulders?
1 How do I get into the tree?
1 How do I get into the shed?
1 How do I drop the wristband?
1 How do I cross the Red Line?
1 How do I buy things?
1 How Harry has survived over the years is a story in itself. Harry was rescued as
1 Hortensa, thought that he had spotted the carriage heading north. The
1 Hortensa spied her son watching Lacey attentively, and sighed with deep relief.
1 Hortensa felt strangely moved by Erik's display of strength in such difficult
1 Hortensa and Jendah retired to the ladies boudoir to discuss the prospect of a
1 Hortensa and Erik, in their grief, had abandoned the idea of seeing their
1 His beady brown eyes were sharp to take in details of every new arrival; his
1 Her rooms were magnificent - larger than any she had seen before, with their
1 He was a sentimental fellow, and he felt tears pricking at his large watery
1 He turned to the King: "Your Majesty, do you not realise that you have been
1 He dreamt, amongst other things, that he was making his maiden speech in
1 Harry's secret lair. There he noticed some posters scattered over the table in
1 Harry stumbled along behind him, his clawed feet slipping occasionally on the
1 Harry formed an immediate attachment to each other and travelled everywhere
1 HOW DO I DROP THE WRISTBAND?
1 HOW DO I CROSS THE RED LINE?
1 H!H&H*H5H:HHH[HfHqH{H
1 Gringo's success, worked harder than they had ever done before. The Dwarfs, too,
1 Gringo's grasp of international affairs was very astute and his political
1 Gringo's election, wasted no time on idle fury, but began sketching out future
1 Gringo winked at the befuddled dragon. "So you are the beast that everybody has
1 Gringo was carried, shoulder high, to the local tavern, where his supporters
1 Gringo stared at the sorcerer as he whipped his magic wand from his pocket and
1 Gringo rose slowly from his cushioned chair, pushed the dark curly locks from
1 Gringo jumped down from the podium and made his way to the centre of the stage,
1 Gringo decided that the National Celebration day should go ahead, although he
1 Gringo Baconburger was a relatively young leader for the Dwarf faction to have
1 Gras, and with a mere glance at a citrus fruit, would produce a devilish Lemon
1 Government is run by the King's political friends and the supporters of the
1 Gordon, Anita Sinclair and Hugh Steers; Spectrum Conversion by
1 Golden Family. Also, she has a sweet character, which has made her enormously
1 G. Sinclair, edited by C. Gale) which is included in the game
1 Franceska squealed "Don't do that Malcolm, you know how ticklish I am."
1 For a few moments nothing happened; and then suddenly the entire room exploded
1 For Gringo and many of the Dwarfs, it seemed an eternity until election day.
1 Floorboards - How do I move them?
1 Five different Royal families had been invited, including Queen Hortensa of
1 Facing the beaming King, at the opposite end of the long table, sat the
1 FRIGHTENED
1 Eventually she opened her pale red eyes, looked into the deep blue of Malcolm's
1 Eventually order was restored, and Erik was put to bed with a severe dose of
1 Erik. He was clothed in a crushed cherry coloured silk uniform of the Royal
1 Erik, who was fast asleep, was woken by Kronos. He looked blearily around him,
1 Erik, who had mellowed somewhat since his illness, permitted her for the first
1 Erik, still weak from his chronic attack of hiccups, managed a brave smile as
1 Erik's spies had promised a reward of two golden coins to every Dwarf, Gnome or
1 Erik was considered to be an entertaining host ever since the employment of
1 Erik then ordered the assembly to leave the room, indicating by a nod and a
1 Erik scratched his head in confusion, unable to deal with their mounting
1 Erik dwelt at Kerga, cosseted by Hortensa, who strived to win his heart.
1 Erik began to lose weight, and took to spending long hours in his bed-chamber,
1 English, we provide you with an encrypted message or 'cypher' that, off the
1 End Project 64 etext of The Pawn.
1 EDITED BY C. GALE
1 Dwarfs, and preparing political speeches. Not to mention the day-to-day running
1 Dwarfs rushed forward and Kronos, snarling and barking like a mad dog was pinned
1 Dwarf party would secure a majority of votes, and throw out the Royalists, whose
1 Dwarf journalists, hiding behind some pringle bushes, who were bearing Gringo's
1 Dwarf journalists have suggested that Zita is bewitching the Princess in order
1 During his tours of the gardens and stables, Kronos caused quite a stir. His
1 Dorabs are often over-protective towards their mistresses, and when he saw
1 Directly beneath the windows grew wild orchids of vivid purple and pink, whose
1 Depression, sat next to her listlessly reading a comic. She stared miserably out
1 Deep in his heart he still felt strongly for Lacey and was ashamed of his own
1 DESCRIPTION
1 Cypheric Help Section
1 Cylindrica
1 Crown. This was studded with Capachon rubies, and surrounded by seed pearls from
1 Court Magician. Find him, and bring him to me!"
1 Conversation:
1 Commands are entered using the keyboard.
1 Circular Platfor
1 Centuries of selective breeding, preserving the purest of blood lines by
1 COPYRIGHTMA5NE7XSKW0JLZ1986BDFQUV234!
1 CHAPTER TWO
1 CHAPTER THREE
1 CHAPTER SIX
1 CHAPTER SEVEN
1 CHAPTER ONE
1 CHAPTER FOUR
1 CHAPTER FIVE
1 But let us, gentle reader, return to our heroine, the sweet princess Lacey. We
1 Before you could say "Humfrey Humbleburger!" Poops had his teeth in the top half
1 BY G. SINCLAIR
1 B:B<BJBjBsB
1 At this point, you arrive on the scene. You will be the
1 At this point, gentle reader, we take our leave of the fair Lacey. Her eyes
1 At this Lacey blushed a more violent purple, and looked down at her shoes, while
1 At that hour of the night there was nobody else to be seen. No busy Dwarfs
1 At last the great day dawned - and Gringo won the seat by a stupendous majority.
1 At first the King had found it difficult to believe that his daughter could have
1 As they neared the house the moon passed overhead, and for a few seconds lit up
1 As the economic climate degenerated, it began to look as if the Royal Treasury
1 As the Dwarf journalists proudly read the notices on television that night,
1 As hours became days, and days drifted into weeks, Lacey hardly noticed the
1 As Lacey alighted from the train the whole of Aquatica seemed to be there to
1 Aquitanian television devoted a full hour to the story. King Erik was disturbed
1 Aquitanian household. She had beerl taking part in a Royal quiz programme in the
1 Aquitania. Short, rather plump, with a double chin, stocky muscular legs, and
1 Aquitania, while Lacey sat and listened in awe and admiration. He talkod
1 Aquitania, and her son, Malcolm. The King of Aquitania had died some five years
1 Aquitania, a neighbouring province, gave the King of Kerovnia a red unicorn
1 Aquitania to join her fianc
1 Another unique feature of The Pawn is an integrated Help Line written into the
1 And so the seasons changed once more, the skies became a brittle, brilliant
1 And so the lovers parted - with undying promises of fidelity and love. lt was
1 And so it came to pass that almost all the friendly Dwarf community, together
1 And so it came about that the sorcerer, Kronos by name, entered the Royal
1 Amiga, Spectrum, C-64).
1 Although the King found her intelligent (for a woman), he had no intention of
1 Although Zita's powers have increased her hold over the Kerovnian Royal family,
1 Alessandro Grussu <http://www.ag-online.da.ru>
1 After the hectic events of the last few days, Gringo fell into a deep slumber.
1 Abbreviations:
1 A united cry arose from the assembled throng, louder and louder still:
1 A mysteriaus shadow fluttered over her and disappeared.
1 A few weeks prior to the National Celebration and Parade day, Gringo called an
1 A Tale of Kerovnia was converted to etext by Eytan Kaziberdov
1 A TALE OF KEROVNIA
1 @The PAWN Copyright Magnetic Scrolls 1985,1986
1 > You'll never get the gold. Lead into gold can't be done!
1 > You'll need something of value
1 > You'll need help from another source
1 > You need to kill someone first
1 > You need to give the guru what he wants. Then listen to him
1 > You need to buy drinks for 2 people
1 > You need a rope
1 > You need a ballot paper - Are you an anarchist or something?
1 > You must kill him in his lair
1 > You look in the cupboard
1 > You don't get long to do it
1 > You could try the thermonuclear device
1 > Whole list of tedious clues coming up
1 > Whether you enjoyed his music or not - buy him one
1 > Where do you normally leave your key
1 > What else would you do with a demand for ransom?
1 > Were you born in a barn?
1 > Well, if you must... Only Kronos can help
1 > Wait for it...
1 > Use the right sort of implement
1 > Use any sharp tool
1 > Unlock the door - Must I tell you everything?
1 > Try your pocket. Really!
1 > Try the wooden one
1 > Try stopping him from seeing it
1 > Try showing him something else to eat
1 > Try reading it?
1 > Try potting it properly
1 > Try looking under the rug
1 > Try doing what he asks
1 > Try asking someone to do it for you
1 > Try a completely different adventure. 'Lord of the Reagans',
1 > Throw the potion bottle at him
1 > This one's really obvious
1 > This game is a parody, after all. Try 'Cast Spell'
1 > Think of it as a large weighing machine
1 > They move very easily
1 > There is no third clue - bet you're sorry you typed it in now
1 > Then shut the door, OK?
1 > Their idea of food isn't quite haute cuisine
1 > The wheelbarrow is very heavy
1 > The wheelbarrow is not designed to be moved - bet you're
1 > The safe is not as empty as it first appears
1 > The platform has only one way of telling if you're Kronos
1 > The guru had some food, remember...?
1 > The dragon is very short-sighted
1 > The cat sat on the mat
1 > The answer is elementary, my dear Adventurer
1 > Sure you're not carrying something?
1 > Summon it
1 > Search the dwarves' furniture carefully
1 > Pretend you're Kronos
1 > Press nozzle
1 > Pity you can't drop that wristband yet
1 > Perhaps if they knew what you wanted...
1 > People round here are pretty careless with money
1 > Paper can be torn
1 > Otherwise you'll scotch your chances
1 > On second thoughts, don't try reading it!
1 > Oh well, who wants perfection... Make do with the score
1 > Now search the clearing
1 > Now fix them together
1 > Not the bubbly sort
1 > No, it's not a spelling mistake, smart-arse!
1 > No, it's not a Keema Nan
1 > Mix them
1 > Many times
1 > Knock (Are you sure you're into adventures?)
1 > It's just like a real lift
1 > It's embedded in the rock
1 > I'm not sure I can condone this kind of thing..
1 > I'm 25, but I haven't got a proper job, why? I don't know,
1 > I don't know, what about them?
1 > He needs to have them illuminated as well
1 > He is also very hungry
1 > Have you found the Pot Plant?
1 > Hard, isn't it?
1 > Give them something
1 > Find a lever?
1 > Elementary Physics - Red+Green+Blue=?
1 > Drop the Lot
1 > Did you cheat?
1 > Damn, I'd forgotten just how hard this one was...
1 > Check you haven't got the wristband
1 > Cast a spell - Like it says
1 > Better do as Kronos asked
1 > Being ideologically unsound will cost you points
1 > Be polite
1 > Ask him, not me
1 > And what about the wristband?
1 > And tip the porter
1 > And it has sliding doors
1 > ... Or two
1 > ... And they must be freshly dead
1 <[email protected]>.
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1 :^Fatal error during load^^
1 6I THINK YOU MEAN
1 6,3&2,3b:,
1 5Instructions b
1 44 20 4 snowman
1 44 13 4 eyes
1 44 12 3 look
1 44 10 8 feet
1 44 10 5 snowman
1 44 7 12 foothills
1 44 3 4 snow
1 43 24 5 erik
1 43 23 8 princess
1 43 21 4 trees
1 43 20 7 tree
1 43 20 6 life
1 43 13 8 kerovnia
1 43 13 3 bed
1 43 12 4 princess
1 43 10 7 head
1 43 9 11 take
1 43 9 7 life
1 43 4 2 princess
1 42 19 2 run
1 42 17 12 dust
1 42 17 10 ??? [42-17-10 is "cloud"]
1 42 16 2 princess
1 42 14 1 erik
1 42 13 9 palace
1 42 13 4 princess
1 42 6 3 gringo
1 42 5 1 scrape
1 42 4 7 go
1 42 3 11 leave
1 41 19 4 cloak
1 41 18 14 feet
1 41 18 11 rose
1 41 16 9 room
1 41 16 7 leave
1 41 16 1 erik
1 41 9 3 kerovnia
1 41 7 6 erik
1 41 5 3 cry
1 41 2 5 kerovnia
1 40 27 8 erik
1 40 25 10 go
1 40 23 3 leave
1 40 17 3 leave
1 40 15 8 red
1 40 14 13 life
1 40 14 1 princess
1 40 12 5 feet
1 40 12 2 rose
1 40 9 12 water
1 40 9 8 voice
1 40 9 5 blue
1 40 4 11 rose
1 40 4 9 light
1 40 4 7 blue
1 40 3 5 palace
1 40 1 1 pool
1 39 26 3 princess
1 39 21 9 person
1 39 19 10 kerovnia
1 39 19 6 erik
1 39 18 13 green
1 39 18 2 take
1 39 14 4 take
1 39 10 2 head
1 39 8 4 kerovnia
1 39 3 9 stone
1 39 3 6 blue
1 39 1 2 guards
1 38 29 9 head
1 38 28 4 eyes
1 38 27 5 high
1 38 26 13 green
1 38 24 6 rose
1 38 17 13 head
1 38 17 6 red
1 38 15 9 gold
1 38 15 7 red
1 38 12 9 join
1 38 10 11 palace
1 38 10 9 leave
1 38 9 8 join
1 38 8 10 head
1 38 6 4 wear
1 38 5 1 erik
1 37 23 12 gold
1 37 22 13 horse
1 37 21 7 attack
1 37 21 1 erik
1 37 18 10 turn
1 37 15 11 boxes
1 37 15 9 kerovnia
1 37 13 11 boxes
1 37 9 9 princess
1 37 2 1 gringo
1 36 9 3 gringo
1 36 8 10 bed
1 36 8 8 put
1 36 8 6 erik
1 36 3 4 hat
1 36 1 10 gringo
1 36 1 4 fire
1 35 27 3 fire
1 35 27 2 red
1 35 24 1 gringo
1 35 23 12 go
1 35 22 11 light
1 35 22 1 gringo
1 35 20 12 fire
1 35 19 12 room
1 35 15 11 fire
1 35 15 5 doors
1 35 10 4 gringo
1 35 8 1 kerovnia
1 35 7 6 princess
1 35 5 8 magician
1 35 1 11 palace
1 34 26 2 gringo
1 34 25 12 throne
1 34 23 3 gringo
1 34 21 3 take
1 34 20 5 feet
1 34 15 12 voice
1 34 13 1 erik
1 34 12 1 chamber
1 34 6 11 kerovnia
1 34 5 5 hand
1 34 5 2 feet
1 34 4 11 gringo
1 33 29 14 head
1 33 26 9 take
1 33 23 8 princess
1 33 19 4 look
1 33 17 13 use
1 33 16 10 eyes
1 33 14 1 princess
1 33 11 10 chest
1 33 9 7 bed
1 33 9 2 chest
1 33 8 9 put
1 33 2 10 office
1 33 2 5 remove
1 32 29 12 kerovnia
1 32 24 12 kerovnia
1 32 24 6 erik
1 32 14 6 take
1 32 12 7 gringo
1 32 11 6 palace
1 32 4 11 kerovnia
1 32 2 12 gringo
1 31 28 7 gringo
1 31 28 2 person
1 31 23 8 blue
1 31 19 10 gringo
1 31 15 5 hand
1 31 12 13 fit
1 31 10 5 water
1 31 8 3 gringo
1 31 7 7 read
1 31 4 14 room
1 31 4 6 potion
1 30 22 4 potion
1 30 21 10 office
1 30 20 7 erik
1 30 19 5 hand
1 30 15 5 feet
1 30 14 13 kerovnia
1 30 13 10 life
1 30 10 9 empty
1 30 9 4 person
1 30 4 7 trees
1 30 4 4 gringo
1 29 12 5 green
1 29 5 4 palace
1 29 4 7 princess
1 29 2 7 palace
1 28 27 2 use
1 28 26 1 high
1 28 20 12 erik
1 28 16 9 bushes
1 28 13 12 room
1 28 13 9 pool
1 28 10 7 water
1 28 8 11 water
1 28 8 2 blow
1 28 6 12 hit
1 28 4 11 get
1 28 1 3 read
1 27 26 4 ??? [27-26-4 is "say"]
1 27 25 1 high
1 27 24 3 water
1 27 23 4 pool
1 27 19 4 rose
1 27 15 9 princess
1 27 14 2 pool
1 27 8 9 hand
1 27 8 7 put
1 27 6 6 pool
1 27 5 10 water
1 26 26 8 life
1 26 23 11 pool
1 26 23 7 water
1 26 20 15 gringo
1 26 20 14 erik
1 26 20 13 pot
1 26 17 2 erik
1 26 14 11 take
1 26 12 1 hand
1 26 6 8 kerovnia
1 25 18 3 white
1 25 16 2 gardens
1 25 15 1 lift
1 25 13 4 palace
1 25 9 7 person
1 25 8 3 white
1 25 7 9 fit
1 25 6 12 arms
1 25 4 8 tower [actually 25-4-7; 25-4-8 doesn't exist]
1 25 2 10 palace [actually 25-2-9; 25-2-10 is "where"]
1 25 1 12 white
1 24 22 6 trees
1 24 12 3 use
1 24 6 8 palace
1 24 4 13 erik
1 23 13 12 dragon
1 23 10 14 hell
1 23 10 2 get
1 23 9 2 empty
1 23 8 3 gringo
1 23 6 10 room
1 23 2 6 kerovnia
1 23 1 2 get
1 22 25 1 pocket
1 22 24 11 wand
1 22 24 1 gringo
1 22 17 7 magician
1 22 17 4 ??? [22-17-4 is "say"]
1 22 13 9 red
1 22 9 1 palace
1 22 8 2 fog
1 22 6 6 dragon
1 22 6 1 gringo
1 22 4 12 dragon
1 22 4 8 mix
1 22 4 6 potion
1 22 2 3 feet
1 21 27 12 gringo
1 21 27 11 room
1 21 24 12 pour
1 21 24 5 white
1 21 20 3 whisky
1 21 17 3 dragon
1 21 16 8 room
1 21 15 7 room
1 21 15 3 gringo
1 21 14 1 gold
1 21 11 7 gringo
1 21 10 4 get
1 21 9 1 put
1 21 8 2 go
1 21 7 11 magician
1 21 6 1 hand
1 21 5 9 wand
1 21 3 3 eyes
1 21 2 1 gringo
1 21 1 8 window
1 21 1 1 dragon
1 20 26 7 desk
1 20 25 3 windows
1 20 24 8 use
1 20 23 13 hand
1 20 23 5 pocket
1 20 22 10 wand
1 20 21 4 steal
1 20 20 1 green
1 20 9 7 gold
1 20 4 2 stone
1 20 3 11 gringo
1 1985). Later versions (Atari ST, Commodore 64, Commodore Amiga,
1 19 27 6 hills
1 19 22 5 gringo
1 19 21 2 slope
1 19 19 7 dragon
1 19 19 1 use
1 19 18 10 staircase
1 19 17 8 feet
1 19 14 8 cave
1 19 7 6 go
1 19 6 10 go
1 19 6 4 go
1 19 4 12 hat
1 19 4 3 entrance
1 19 2 7 gold
1 19 2 5 blue
1 19 1 12 stone
1 18 28 8 dragon
1 18 26 8 gringo
1 18 21 10 potion
1 18 21 2 high
1 18 18 9 potion
1 18 15 11 hills
1 18 13 4 run
1 18 10 1 kerovnia
1 18 8 10 person
1 18 8 9 gringo
1 18 5 10 kerovnia
1 18 5 8 take
1 18 2 10 gringo [actually 18-2-9; 18-2-10 is "and"]
1 17 29 2 dragon
1 17 28 6 gringo
1 17 24 9 room
1 17 24 3 table
1 17 23 1 potion
1 17 22 10 foothills
1 17 22 2 palace
1 17 19 11 blue
1 17 18 12 potion
1 17 16 2 fog
1 17 15 10 gold
1 17 12 4 hand
1 17 11 9 kerovnia
1 17 11 4 fog
1 17 10 8 potion
1 17 10 3 take
1 17 8 9 fire
1 17 7 14 potion
1 17 7 8 take
1 16 23 4 dragon
1 16 22 1 jump
1 16 20 4 look
1 16 17 3 red
1 16 16 9 green
1 16 14 11 cave
1 16 12 14 dragon
1 16 11 4 dragon
1 16 6 2 chest
1 16 5 6 head
1 16 2 15 eyes
1 16 2 9 leave
1 16 2 7 take
1 15 7 1 kerovnia
1 15 2 6 rose
1 14 18 1 eyes
1 14 13 1 kerovnia
1 14 9 7 voice
1 14 2 10 red
1 13 24 8 kerovnia
1 13 23 10 voice
1 13 20 8 hand
1 13 18 11 eyes
1 13 17 7 eyes
1 13 15 6 take
1 13 11 3 green
1 13 7 5 room
1 13 6 12 princess
1 13 6 4 eyes
1 13 2 11 good
1 13 2 6 chest
1 128K DISCiPLE to tape
1 12 29 7 gold
1 12 27 11 kerovnia
1 12 20 3 kerovnia
1 12 16 5 hide
1 12 13 10 take
1 12 13 6 eyes
1 12 12 4 arms
1 12 7 14 dress
1 12 7 12 gold
1 12 4 12 table
1 12 3 8 symbols
1 11 30 2 guards
1 11 29 1 erik
1 11 28 13 table
1 11 27 11 blue
1 11 23 6 arms
1 11 22 9 blue
1 11 21 12 room
1 11 20 4 windows
1 11 18 1 room
1 11 17 4 eyes
1 11 12 2 princess
1 11 11 3 erik
1 11 1 1 erik
1 10 20 4 palace
1 10 11 4 eyes
1 10 8 10 window
1 10 7 1 windows
1 10 6 6 stone
1 10 5 6 palace
1 10 4 5 room
1 10 2 12 princess
1 . Mmmmmmmm, starmakers.
1 . Love had transformed Lacey: her hair had grown
1 ----------------------
1 - who love and venerate King Erik. The opposition party, led by Gringo, is
1 - not to mention his giddy affair with the
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1 * Page Numbers are in their actual place, at the BOTTOM of the Page!
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1 (already decoded):
1 (admittedly an easy person to forget) was the noble Malcolm. On hearing the news
1 (Scenario and Design by Rob Steggles; Programming by Ken Gordon
1 'Now my dears", said Hortensa, in her loud horsy voice "1 think it is about time
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1 "not for sale.^
1 "You'll need more points to find that out!"
1 "You know alcohol and magic potion don't mix! You foolish, foolish dragon. You
1 "You are all lucky to be able to trade at all in the Kingdom of Kerovnia! The
1 "Would you care for another milkshake?" he asked nonchalantly.
1 "Why, yes" she stuttered. "You are too kind". And she allowed the bold Malcolm
1 "Why don't you come for a swim, you lazy beast" he quipped, and grabbing her by
1 "What have we here, Harry?" he enquired, glancing in the direction of the
1 "Well", said Gringo, "It looks like the fun is just beginning." He replenished
1 "We must leave here at once!" said the Prince, "Let us make our way to the
1 "This is your last chance Kronos. Either you leave the palace and the land of
1 "They are but murderers and thieves!" screamed the courtiers. "They killed the
1 "The Pawn "''"Please wait....":
1 "THIS PROGRAM WILL ONLY RUN ON A 128K SPECTRUM":
1 "Stop fussing, you overgrown tadpole!" snarled Kronos. "Can't you ever summon up
1 "See you all again" he screeched; and as his words reverberated on the wind, the
1 "Pray curb your enthusiasm, Harry. I shall have to pay for the refurbishment of
1 "Perhaps they are correct", mused Erik at length. "Bring forth my secretaries
1 "Oh, I don't think it so surprising that you haven't heard of Gringo. After all,
1 "Oh well, then, pray continue", conceded the King.
1 "Oh no Sire", winced Zita, "No living creature could possibly equal your
1 "Of course", uttered Lacey weakly . "1 will follow you to the ends of the
1 "OK. Shall we go? Do you really want to go? Is it absolutely necessary to go?
1 "None of that here, old man", he admonished the astonished magician. "Wo don't
1 "No!" answered Erik, "I shall make better use of him than that. What I need at
1 "My dear Lacey, perhaps you could come to Aquitania for a visit next year? 1
1 "Malcolm. Oh no, Malcolm" Lacey whispered. "Don't do this to me. Why are you so
1 "Let us leave at once" whispered Malcolm "I shall order a carriage of unicorns
1 "Kronos, dan't you think it would be rather lovely if 1 could have a chimney
1 "I'll get my own back an you, you stunted little villain! Don't imagine you
1 "I have known of him since my earliest days", Zita continued, "his magical
1 "I am not entirely sure," replied Gringo calmly, "That you and I have any
1 "George, get over here pronto! And hold the front page, we've got one hell of a
1 "Gentlemen! The time has come to face the realities in Kerovnia. How many times
1 "Funny you should ask that, pal. Well, you see, this chap came round the other
1 "Enough! Enough, I say." screamed the magician, his face turning every colour of
1 "Do you imply!" interrupted the King, "That this man has a greater intellect
1 "Dear Zita, my ugly and faithful subject, my Machiavellian and toothless
1 "Dear Majesty. There is one small favour that I beg of you, in all your
1 "Damn you, Kronos! Damn you and your sister Zita! A curse upon your evil souls!
1 "Certainly not!" interrupted Kronos. "What a disgraceful suggestion. What do you
1 "Banish the murderers, banish the murderers!"
1 "Actually quite a lot", answered Gringo, complacently. "My doctoral thesis
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1 WITH WI
1 WEST W
1 UP U
1 SOUTHWEST SW
1 SOUTHEAST SE
1 SOUTH S
1 SIT ON THE COMFORTABLE LEATHER COUCH
1 QUIETLY WALK NORTH
1 PUT THE KEY IN THE BAG IN MY POCKET
1 PRONOUNS PN
1 PICK UP PAPER, PEN AND INK BOTTLE
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1 NORTHEAST NE
1 NORTH N
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1 INVENTORY IN
1 INVENTORY
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1 GET UP OFF THE COUCH
1 GET THE KEYS EXCEPT THE SHINY ONE
1 GET ALL FROM THE SCHOOL BAG EXCEPT THE ERASER
1 GET ALL EXCEPT THE CASES BUT NOT THE VIOLIN CASE THEN KILL THE
1 GET G
1 FROM F
1 EXIT NORTH
1 ENTER THE FURNITURE SHOP
1 ENTER DOOR
1 EAST E
1 DROP DR
1 DOWN D
1 C5 I5 AU H1 T9 IR PR XL CH ES PF XM C5 EN PG XP TP I8 AQ
1 AI HN TH EH PZ XK CZ EF P0 XZ TZ IF AM 5M>
1 9 15 9 palace
1 9 15 4 read
1 9 14 2 fight
1 9 7 8 gringo
1 9 5 2 head
1 9 4 7 gringo
1 8 26 1 gringo
1 8 17 5 throw
1 8 14 12 gringo
1 8 12 9 kerovnia
1 8 12 2 gringo
1 8 11 11 gringo
1 8 8 5 kerovnia
1 8 2 6 gardens
1 7 24 12 fill
1 7 22 7 fight
1 7 16 9 horse
1 7 15 14 box
1 7 14 9 gardens
1 7 13 12 palace
1 7 13 3 palace
1 7 12 13 life
1 7 12 9 damage
1 7 11 8 heads
1 7 10 10 palace
1 7 9 12 erik
1 7 8 1 turn
1 6 14 10 hat
1 6 14 8 green
1 6 11 6 magician
1 6 9 5 magician
1 6 8 3 palace
1 6 7 8 use
1 6 7 3 erik
1 5 18 6 white
1 5 13 7 erik
1 5 13 6 empty
1 5 13 4 room
1 5 11 11 erik
1 5 9 0 kerovnia [actually 5-8-16; 5-9-0 doesn't exist]
1 5 6 4 head
1 5 6 1 erik
1 5 3 2 green
1 5 2 4 room
1 5 1 3 erik
1 4 27 12 erik
1 4 26 10 princess
1 4 23 6 eyes
1 4 22 5 rose
1 4 21 12 palace
1 4 18 5 eyes
1 4 16 3 kerovnia
1 4 9 8 gringo
1 4 8 10 take
1 4 7 1 erik
1 4 5 4 kerovnia
1 4 4 1 princess
1 4 2 10 gringo
1 4 2 8 run
1 4 1 6 hit
1 3 27 9 throne
1 3 23 8 high
1 3 13 7 take
1 3 9 6 kerovnia
1 3 6 2 gringo
1 3 5 8 erik
1 3 4 3 gnomes
1 3 2 10 light
1 2 28 9 erik
1 2 26 13 burn
1 2 23 11 rabbit
1 2 21 4 rabbit
1 2 21 1 cross
1 2 17 11 wilderness
1 2 16 6 kerovnia
1 2 10 5 run
1 2 8 7 maze
1 2 5 12 gnomes
1 2 4 2 erik
1 2 1 11 red
1 1988 Shimon Young and
1 1 9 8 gnomes
1 1 9 2 close
1 1 8 10 kerovnia
1 1 4 10 kerovnia
1 1 3 4 erik
1 1 2 6 coin
1 "Sorry, try that one again."
1 you've got!
1 these things just happen, that's all...
1 sorry you asked now...
1 perhaps..
1 THE PAWN 128 v.4/87 Magnetic Scrolls
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1 TOGETHER.
1 THE SHREW'S TAIL AND USE IT TO TIE THE POLE AND THE NOOSE
1 MAN EATING SHREW WITH THE CONTENTS OF THE VIOLIN CASE. REMOVE
1 e.g. SAY TO ALIEN "HELLO"
1 e.g. SAY "HOW CAN I WIN THIS GAME?"
1 e.g. ASK THE ALIEN ABOUT THE SPACESHIP
1 e.g. ASK THE ALIEN "WHO AM I?"
1 e.g. ALIEN, PHONE HOME
1 And hello to David Carr, Jon Forbes and all who know that Carlo Rossi is fat. Woops. Ha Ha
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